so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
