he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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