I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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