so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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