But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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