And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
