Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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