I like to think it a success when the cops are called
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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