I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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