Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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