no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
