C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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