he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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