you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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