Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
How's work?
Spinning.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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