Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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