Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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