It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
