We're facebook friends in real life
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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