And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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