the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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