So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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