Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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