You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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