Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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