I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
