Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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