I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The best revenge is premature balding
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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