i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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