MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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