Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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