Where did you get a picture of my penis
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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