you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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