Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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