How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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