so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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