There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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