Your dad touched me again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
