I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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