You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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