you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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