But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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