'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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