Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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