It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Come on in and take your pants off
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