pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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