This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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