Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
What a dumb baby whore.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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