She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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