I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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