On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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