So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm sobbing to NWA
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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